We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
