I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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