I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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