Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Randomize
