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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
you never un-have a 4some
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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