Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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