thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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