we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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