she smelled like a LAN party
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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