I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
