I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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