belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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