There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The best revenge is premature balding
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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