my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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