Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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