Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
where are my eyebrows?
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