So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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