i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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