She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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