I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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