Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Can I color on your dick again?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
These tits shall not be calmed
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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