ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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