Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
