The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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