Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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