Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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