You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
