Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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