"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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