i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm sobbing to NWA
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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