if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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