nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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