are you so shy because you have an std?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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