That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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