can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
either way he was missing a nipple.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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