I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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