he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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