Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
More tranny stories later!
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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