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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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