Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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