This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
