Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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