I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
God I need to hump something, right now.
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