Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
