READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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