So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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