I'll bet she douches with gravy.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
