i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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