i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
