Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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